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Friday, April 22, 2005

 

So I am back...hahahahahahaha!!

Sorry it took so long to update, life has been pretty damn hectic.  Anyway thanks for all of the feedback...I do not have much to say but here are some of the things that I have heard going around good old ELCO High School..

 

I was walking down the hall one day when i heard a certain someone (I wont mention any names because of their safety with the big Edward Just Felt-Me...but just for the record it was more than one person that i heard saying this shit) say that Britni Phillips has Chlamydia..wow! thats a fucking shocker..the biggest cross eyed, big boobed whore in the school contracting fucking chlamydia and also herpes...hmmm...maybe its because she has been fucking around with everyone elses boyfriends i.e....Sam Salem's, Amber Harmes's....what a fucking slut..I am serious she is the escence of all that is a skank...Queen Slut, The Whore of Whore's, Princess of the STD's.....didnt she fuck Mike Shewmaker about 3 times, heard he was a"12 pump chump" (that is absolutely pathetic) and I heard she was really bad....so why the hell would you continue to do it....whatever...welcome to ELCO i suppose, where ass-backwards is the way to go....here are a few songs just for her.....


Grand Fucking Canyon, written by:  me mother fuckers

She's a whore, she's a whore, she's a whore whore whore.
She's a slut, she's a slut, she's a slut slut slut.
She's a skank, she's a skank, she's a skank skank skank.
And she's gaaaaaaaaaaaaped, like the Grand Canyon!

 

Infestation

She fucked him,
And him and him.
And now they all have got VD.
With green moldy dick, and really itchy pussy,
Wont you say you'll infest me too

 

Well that is about all I have for this entry....I'm Ron Burgundy, and FUCK OFF ELCO!!

 


Monday, March 07, 2005

okay....now that I am finished rolling around on my floor laughing at all of your dumb ass, ignorant comments, I will procede to update.  First off I would like to thank those people who can actually laugh at something like this, they dont have that, "gotta care what people think" stick shoved so far up their ass they are chewing on it everytime they sit down.  On the other hand, fuck the rest of you.  I used to be against abortion, but after reading your comments and seeing just how hypocritical you all really are, and how stupid and uptight you all are, I have decided that I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.  You people are so fucking retarded, lets go through some of the people who have left comments on here.....

First off, lets address the fag of a human, Ryan Lineaweaver/Hinybeaver(notice no E you little fucking cunt)/I'm-still-a-fag-a-beaver...I have a few jokes for you, how do you sit three of your kind at a bar, turn the stool upside down....haha.....Lineaweaver, LaSelva, Elton John were all sitting in a bathtub when suddenly some white stuff floated to the top, LaSelva turned around to I-love-manhiney-beaver and said, "did you fart silly"....If Hinybeaver was a prehistoric dinosaur, what would we call him? - a Megasorass, or maybe, a Likalotadix...What is Lineaweaver's favorite pick-up line? - "Can I push your stool in?"...What did LaSelva's sperm say to each other after he blew his load in Lineaweaver's ass? - "How the hell are we ever going to find an egg in all this shit"......hahahahahahahaha, just a little gay humor there for you....I liked it, fuck you if you didn't, you should die.  Anyway all I am going to say about I'll-allways-love-the-cock-a-beaver is that, you are gay, you will always be gay, and you don't count worth a load of fucking shit and you never will you fucking slut...fuck off you little fucking dousch bag.

Feistybubble - you are fat and ugly, you are the reason for so much starvation in the world today, STOP EATING OUR FOOD BITCH!!

forever_lonely - yea you pretty much summed it up yourself...not much to say to you except....SHUT UP BITCH!!

smoof - you have a lot of balls to say shit to me not knowing who the hell I am, and not knowing if I even know who you are or even where you live you little bitch

softball_gurl - the cow in your picture looks more fuckable than you do you fucking ugly ass whore!

laurriee - who the FUCK are you...shut the fuck up you little skank

representelco - shut the fuck up, you are proud of elco?? what a fucking faggot

dumbass - yup, pretty much...you didnt even spell your words right, elco at its fucking finest right there

stucksoul - who the fuck are you....shut the fuck up fat ass

raider82 - why dont you just shut the fuck up even though you havent really said much, not like you could with Tim Onnen's dick in your mouth!

CurlyQ - shut the fuck up!

IxAmxNobody - yup, you pretty much explained it all right in your title, you ugly ass whore!  You fucking cow, you fucking lard ass!

everyone else, you're all gay if you take offense to any of this shit.....so shove it up your fucking ass....and anyone who doesnt even know who I am talking about, that is pathetic that you first of all found this site, and that secondly you are actually leaving comments (i.e. - stucksoul, laurriee, etc...)

 

peace out bitches

 


Thursday, March 03, 2005

all of you leaving these comments taking Vinny-I love cock-LaSelva's side obviously do not know the real Vincent LaSelva.  He is the cockiest son of a bitch there is.  And where the fuck do you get off leaving a comment like that Ryan Fucking Lineaweaver/Hinybeaver/I'mmafagabeaver, you don't count so shut the fuck up.  Hey, lets wear an ELCO Soccer Team T-Shirt and make ppl who dont go to ELCO think that I play for the team when really I am just the geek of a video-ographer.  What a dumb ass, oh and your girlfriend looks like my ass after 3 hours of fucking explosive diareah, you fucking cunt, shut the fuck up.  Same goes to all of you fucking LaSelva lovers, the only straight minded person who left a comment was woppyhata and too bad I don't even know who the fuck he is.  You people are so stupid, but hey so goes and ELCO fucking High School, home of queers and steers, you fucking faggots.

 


Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Vincent LaSelva is a jack ass and is way too cocky for his true life.....he thinks he is the best football player in all of ELCO yet whenever he QB'd this year, the team lost, but when he was not in QB position we won and/or actually scored....what a dumb ass!  Oh yea he is going to states for wrestling my ass, Jamie Martin is a million times a better wrestler than V.L. and hopefully this recent ass kicking will show him that, but I doubt it!   If anyone agrees with me go ahead and tell me....if you disagree tell me too, but you are wrong.



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